God gave us Mondays to punish us

for what we did over the weekend.

Women hope men will change after marriage but they don't;

 men hope women won't change but they do.

Husband and Wife agreed that anytime they want to have sxx, they will call it a ‘PHONE CALL’ so that the kids will not decode...

One day they had a fight and the wife stopped talking to the husband and they were talking to each other through their kids.
The husband to his son: "Tell your mom that Daddy wants to make a phone call."
Mother replies: "Tell your dad that the Network is down today."
Dad replies: "Tell your mom that if there is no Network at home, I will go to a Public Phone."
Mother to her son: "Tell your dad, if he dare go to a Public Phone, she will open a Call Center at home

Tragedy hits Punjab.....there was a power failure in a shopping mall

and all the sardars were stuck on the ESCALATOR for hours..:|

Mom says "Alcohol is your enemy"

Jesus says "Love your enemy"

Daily Schedule - Wake up, Actually Awake, Get Ready, work, work, work, Lunch, Go home, Dinner, Internet, Internet, Internet, Go to Bed

some people wish to be pretty, rich and famous or popular, me I Just want to be Happy.